Donkies R US

2005-11-14T20:08:00.000-08:00

Did someone call me a donkey?

2005-10-27T09:17:00.000-07:00

I've been slacking on my posting, but I have so many other blogs to take care of.

DONKIE NATION
Donkies Soccer
Donkies Football
Donkies Kickball

In kickball, we got all the way to the world series (championship) to lose in extra innings by 1 f'in Run. It was a good season, and next season we will take the whole thing!

Donkies Football is in full swing, where we sit in firt place. This weekend we have a double header.

Donkies Soccer (The Original), is having a monster season as well. We played our rivals last night (The Diablos) and walked away with another victory. We are currently 4-0 and sitting all alone in first place as well.

You guys who didn't beleive the take-over was in full muth-a-fukin-a-effizzect should now open your eyes.

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In other news, next Wednesday the Wizards NBA season starts, I CANNOT WAIT!

It's been awhile since I posted

2005-09-21T10:03:00.000-07:00

Here are a few updates of things going on:

Skins Rankings hahahahaha, that has to be a joke right?

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The Donkies (indoor soccer) play tonight in order to advance to the Championship game. We must win!

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My Fantasy Football team blows, and everyone in the league is so opposed to trades, that it isn't even fun or worth playing anymore.

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Gas is going down somewhat, but still pretty high.

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Bush is still a moron

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Donkies kickball is no longer in 1st place, but still playing pretty well

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I am playing on about 5 different soccer teams, and everyday it is harder and harder to walk. My neck, my back...my neck and my back...

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I went to the Jack Johnson concert 2 weeks ago, and it was MONEY. You can check out the pictures here

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We have to start planning another trip soon. It's so fun having something to look foward too, and since the summer is over, not much has been going on. I guess the Camping trip is the only thing in the near future.

Gibbs= IDIOT!

2005-09-13T05:52:00.000-07:00

This guys seriously has problems. All offseason he has told Ramsey that he will be the starter and given his chance. Something that Ramsey has never really had. Now, after about 1.5 quarters of play Brunnell has been named the starter because he was error free. Are you serious? Yes he was error free, also TD free, and excitement free too.

If Gibbs wanted to play Brunnell this bad, he should have never told Ramsey he was the starter. He should not have given Ramsey the majority of snaps and majority of minutes with the 1st team in the preseason. Now, Ramsey wants a trade and said he does not want to play for the skins any more. Can you blame this guy? If I were him, I would want out too. If this is how it's going to be, we might as well start Campbell now. What's one more pathetic season? You start Cambell now, get him some experience, and then next year you let Greg Williams take over the team.

We won our first game, and from that rough rough start, I can tell this is going to be one long season!

R.I.P. Pepper Rome 9/6/05

2005-09-07T04:24:00.000-07:00

It's a sad day for the Rome family, last night Pepper was put to sleep. She was the best dog ever, and she was the baby in the family. We learned 2 weeks ago that she was having kidney problems, and then became very sick. We tried everything we could possibly do, but she was suffering and it was time for her to go to doggy heaven.

What saddens me more than losing pepper, is how my mom feels. This was her baby, and everywhere she went, pepper went. They were together for 10+ years. When My brother and I left for college, she wasnt sad, bc she still had pepper. I know she will get by, and hopefully a new puppy will come into her life.

Feel free to send me donations via pay pal (my realname firstandlast@gmail.com)to help buy her a new puppy.

Quick update

2005-08-31T11:24:00.000-07:00

San Diego is freaking sweeet. It has been about 70-75 and sunny every single day, so I'm loving it.

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NO is a disaster and it is awful....you can see what the redonkulous linker had to say. My problem is with america, read click on these 2 links and read the comments. You see anything different?

Link 1

Link 2

WTF part II

2005-08-26T20:19:00.000-07:00

What the fuck? The Redskins actually won a game. I know I know, it's just preseason and it doesnt mean shit, but C.Portis looked good!

When most of you get up tomorrow, I'll be in San Diego.

Seriously, WTF!

2005-08-25T06:51:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE FUCK is up with our Landlord and Coldwell Banker. Our washing machine broke on the 3rd of this month, and we are still without one. So far, they have come out to the house with two different washers, neither one has fit. It's getting absolutely ridiculous, and there isn't a damn thing we can do. Both myself and the Redonkulous Linker have emailed Coldwell Banker numerous times about when the washer will be replaced and how much are we going to get off of our rent. Everytime we get the same answer..soon, and probably nothing. NOTHING???? We pay a shitload of rent, and one of the amenities is a freakin WASHER!

After a week, I wasn't really mad, but now that I have had to travel to whoville twice to do laundry.. I am pissed. Mr. Muthafuckin HOUSE....fix our damn washer already!

The Google Takeover!

2005-08-24T08:59:00.000-07:00

Google is taking over the world just like the donkies are. Everyone should get the new Google IM tool. I have been without IM at work for many many months because I don't have admin rights to this computer and cannot install it. With Google talk, I dont even need admin rights...sweet.

Get on it!

Tv Shows ..

2005-08-23T09:39:00.000-07:00

I watch so much TV, but I thought I would list some shows that I recommend you watch.

-The Girls Next Door
Besides the Obvious reasons (HOT GIRLS), this show is pretty funny. One of the last episodes had one of the girls family visit the Mansion for her bday. I was cracking up watching the grandma respond to her grand daughters comments. While wearing a purple hat tilted to the side with, she resonds while almost spitting up her drink "I'm not a pimp". Check this show out.

-Hogan Knows Best
Ok yes, the daughter is hot...but again, there are other reasons to watch this show. In the last episode, it was all about the animals, and it was hilarious. You are only allowed to have 5 domestic animals where the Hogans live, but they have more. They even have a rooster that crows all of the time, and pisses off the neighbors. During a City Hall hearing, they are told that they must obey the rules and get rid of some animals. This causes Linda's (Hulk's wife) to go crazy and start crying and yelling that her life is miserable....it's freaking great!

There is so much more to this show, check it out!

Other shows, but everyone knows about them.
-MTV's My Super Sweet 16
watch these spoiled brats throw the biggest parties and get the nicest cars...at SIXTEEN!
-MTV's Laguna Beach
I think I watch all shows that have hot girls. LC is my tv girlfriend.
-HBO's Entourage
-VH1's Sureal Life

I fly I

2005-08-18T20:17:00.000-07:00

I'm typing this from my i730 while flying to san jose and just wanted
to let you donkies know that this airline is money. My favorite used
to be jet blue because of the tv's in the headrest....not anymore. On
this plane, for 10 bucks you can purchase a DigE Media player. This
thing has about 10 movies, 10 tv shows, 15 music videos, and a ton of
other music options. The machine is about 8x10 and a little heavy.
It's not something I would purchase because it's bulky.....but for a 5
hour plane ride, it's amazing!

Califooooorniaaa...here I come!

2005-08-17T09:18:00.000-07:00

These next few weeks are all about travel for me. I fly out to San Fran tomorrow for a long weekend. I will then take the red eye on Monday morning, and hopefully make it to work. Does anyone actually make it to work after taking red-eyes? I can barely stay awake at work as it is, I just know i'm never going to make it after the flight.

Then on Saturday the 27th I'm going going back back to cali cali. Only this time it's to a work conference in San Diego. Not sure how much work I will get done, I made plans to fly out 2 days early and come back a day late.

Then when I fly home on Sept 2nd, I am heading straight to Dewey for the long Labor day weekend.

So much to do, so little time. I can't wait!

Same theme today....

2005-08-17T07:07:00.000-07:00

I wanted to do some follow up work on my $63 gas fill up, so I asked the rest of the Escalade owners what they were paying.

Click Here To See

Check out one of the responses!
"You guys should spare a thought for us Brits, we are now paying the equivalent of $7.65 per gallon!

Thats bad enough when you drive little Mini but when your driving a 5.7 Escalade in the City it gets a bit crazy - it just cost me $150.00 to fill it up yesterday.

Luckily i'm getting it converted to run on LPG (Propane) nexzt month - that'll cost $2.40 per gallon. "

CRAAAAAAAAZY!

F U Gas prices!

2005-08-16T12:09:00.000-07:00

I would love to see 31mpg on my dash...right now I see 12.6!

I have never really cared about the price of gas (or else I wouln't drive the SUV that I do) but I always point out crazy prices as we pass them. Now, I think I am starting to really care, I mean it is getting redonkulous. I filled my tank up the other day, around the corner from the Whoville. It was $3.05 a gallon and the total fill up was $63 freakin dollars...yep SIXTY THREE dollars for a fill up. This was the first time I actually pushed "yes" I want my receipt in about a year. I'm planned on keeping/framing that bad boy, but there is a good chance it is going to get worse before it gets better.

I saw this, and thought to myslef....hhmmm maybe it's time???

Hybrid Buyers Get Big Tax Break

The Daily Auto Insider
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
August 2005

The new energy bill includes a substantial hybrid tax credit. Consumers may slash tax bills by $1,700 to $3,000, depending on the model, if they buy a hybrid starting Jan. 1, reports USA Today, citing an analysis by the Union of Concerned Scientists.

At present, buyers get a $2,000 income-tax deduction for purchasing a hybrid, which combines an electric motor with an internal-combustion engine. The deduction was due to fall to $500 next year. A credit is more valuable than a deduction because it represents a dollar-for-dollar tax reduction.

Under the new provision, consumers could cut tax bills by $1,700 to $3,000 starting Jan. 1, the story said.

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Gasoline Prices Soar, But Some Relief Seen

The Daily Auto Insider
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
August 2005

Although the cost of gasoline has risen to record highs over the past three weeks, prices may moderate as the summer driving season winds down, Reuters reported, citing the nationwide Lundberg survey of about 7,000 filling stations.

The national average for self-serve, regular unleaded gas was nearly $2.5011 a gallon last week, its third record-high this year, and about 20 cents per gallon higher than three weeks ago, a jump that nearly matched the rise in crude oil prices, which hit an all-time high $66.86 a barrel on Friday.

But prices could stabilize, or even fall, because demand for gasoline tends to decrease after August, Trilby Lundberg told Reuters.

"Long-term futures indicate that the futures market does not expect a supply problem ... and it is the world demand for crude that has raised the value of a barrel," she added.

Who is this guy?

2005-08-11T20:01:00.000-07:00

If you guessed me, then you guessed wrong! Someone sent me this link. I'll admit, it really really does look like me. I even have a similar jacket, but not that car.

Could I have a twin brother somewhere?

I've been swamped with work!

2005-08-10T13:29:00.000-07:00

....hahaha, NOT!

I just havent found any thing to report on lately.

Anyway, I was reading the new Cargo where it said that 70% of U.S.-based Web surfers would rather have their car broken into than have their computer hacked or infected by a vrius.

What would you rather have happend?

I could care less about a computer virus, and I wouldnt mind if I lost everything. I wouldnt want my computer hacked though, in fear of my credit card information and stuff that may be on there somewhere...but i dont think it is.

Now my car, thats a different story. I have a lot of valuable things in my car, and it would probably be pretty expensive to fix.

I'll go with what I would rather have happen in order
-Computer Virus
-Hacked (you might just find schmorn
-Car broken into

Have you seen Wedding Crashers?

2005-08-05T17:57:00.000-07:00

Well, if you haven't seen it....wait for the DVD

Coming Soon to DVD

Brought to you by Spoony Productions

T.O. is a Donkey

2005-07-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

This guys isnt a donkie like you and me...he is a DONKEY an ASS, just look

"It's going to be hard for me to get back on that field if I ain't getting paid. Just to show you I'm ready, they better be ready."

"Trade me, release me, and we can just part ways like adults. Not to stir anything up, but I don't really have to play for the Eagles.

"I can go play for any other team and still be productive. If he feels that way, then get rid of me."

"I've talked to the coach and like I said, if I gotta come there [with no new deal], it's not going to be a good situation."

PETER!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-20T11:17:00.000-07:00

He's real!

Who is Mike Jones????

2005-07-20T10:22:00.000-07:00

Well if you dont know who MIKE JONES is then you could get to know him better by calling(281) 330-8004.

Yep, that is his REAL phone number, and he encourages fans to call him. He said he cant answer all of the calls, he gets more than 20,000 a day. But at any given moment, he might answer.

Im not going to call just yet, im waiting for that drunk dial when I can call him and shout " WHO ARE YOU" and he says "MIKE JONES" and I say .."who, MIKE WHAT"?

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Sway: But let me ask you this. You give out your own personal cell-phone number? And that number is 281-330-8004?

Jones: Yeah. I got the phone on me right now. I get calls from Iraq, Cancun. I get calls from everywhere on that phone. Everything on me is original. A lot of people think that I wear the same shirt — I got almost a thousand of these shirts. Every day, I put on the same shirt 'cause I'm a hustler and I want you to know it.
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Now this is AWESOME

2005-07-18T14:12:00.000-07:00

hahaha

test

2005-07-16T07:53:00.000-07:00

instead of kwame we have

2005-07-15T12:34:00.000-07:00

ok so you know the Wizards got rid of Kwame, but do you know who they got for him, and who they are targetting now?

Pharrell Williams ........ I mean Caron Butler

AND

Ludacris ...I mean Donyell Marhsall!!

WASTED: Gary Williams

2005-07-13T05:45:00.000-07:00

hahahaha...this one is definitely Blogworthy!!!

July 4th, Donkey Weekend

2005-07-07T07:42:00.000-07:00

I went to Dewey again for the 4th, you can check out the pictures Here

2 Donkies...both wearing donkey shirts!

I think I am going to start my own clothing label...its all about the donkey!!!!

The Wizards Go Big

2005-06-29T06:46:00.000-07:00

Last night the Wizards chose a 7ft Highschooler named Andray Blatche. My first thought was WHO, because I have been reading all about the players who we worked out and who were on our radar. Turns out this guy was projected to go in the first round somewhere between 18 and 24. NICE! I'll take it with our 49th (only pick) in the draft.

He was projected by SI as the #3 highschool baller of the draft
SEE

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It's a shame that Gilchrist wasnt picked. I know he was a dick his last year, but he is a product of MD and I would like to see him succeed. Looks like he will be playing overseas (he can still make some dollars)

Champions

2005-06-24T06:23:00.000-07:00

Congrats to the San Antonio Spurs for winning the title.

Do you guys remember the old spurs logo? It was money when I was in 7th grade..I had the spurs starter jacket, a David Robinson tank top and his USA jersey....the spurs have always been my 2nd favorite team.

hahahhahahahahaha

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....Since we are talking about spurs, I also had (still do somewhere)a pair of real spurs like this

that I bought in 10th grade. I bought these and wore them with timbo's in HS. I saw p.diddy in a video wearing an all white suit and spurs, I had to run out and get a pair....oh man those were the DAYS!...

...ok and speaking of white suits, that prompted me to wear an ALL WHITE TUX to my prom. I was definitely raised on MTV, and its sad to say..but it still influences me today.

What are some things that you did back in the day, that you could look back on and just die laughing?

I have TONS!

-I put the biggest wing ever made on the smallest car ever made
-I wore a chin strap beard (shaped perfectly) and thought it looked good

the list could go on...

NO HOMO

2005-06-22T11:06:00.000-07:00

I forgot to bring some of my CD's to work today (doh), so I asked my manager if I could see her cd case...thumbing through and I only see 3 that I have heard of. Nelly Furtado, Maroon 5, and Venessa Carlton. I choose to give VC a shot...and its actually not that bad. If you can stand whiny chick music to get you through the work day, than it really isnt that bad. Im not sure exactly which album I listened to, but I was impressed with her rendition of Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones... OK enough..back to work

No HOMO, tomorrow Im bringing my own CD's back in!

Real World: Austin

2005-06-22T06:22:00.000-07:00

Ok, I don't want to ruin it for those who haven't seen the 1st episode yet...but it was craaaaaazy! This is by far one of the best real world's in a while.

Drunken Debauchery: CHECK
Hot Chicks: CHECK
Fights: CHECK

TVGASM also thinks this season will be good "Seriously, this was like Las Vegas and San Diego rolled into one, pretty-faced hour. And as a little treat, we even got a nasty skull fracture to boot. This is gonna be one fun ride."

Well, go on, start ruing!!!!!

2005-06-21T12:52:00.000-07:00

I was just reading the internets and saw some AWESOME news...there will be a Family Guy movie straight to DVD: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.The Family guy is such an amazing show, and Stewey (and Brian the Dog) are by far the best characters in the show. Oh man, a whole movie about Stewie.....giggidy giggidy GUUUUUH!

David Stern reads my blog....

2005-06-21T10:41:00.000-07:00

well not really, but I thought he may have clicked on yesterdays link to DO IT and became inspired to agree on the the new collective bargaining agreement

I have been calling all of the owners and players telling them to DO IT, agree, DO IT and it has finally worked.

LONG LIVE THE NBA!!! This is just another reason why the NBA is so much better than the NHL

Thanks ROMEHUNS for the info!

No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it. ....click it

2005-06-20T13:12:00.000-07:00

Click Here, DO IT!

What's for Lunch??

2005-06-17T09:10:00.000-07:00

Don't Sleep on the Lean Pockets

Last week I tried the chicken parm lean pockets and today I tried the 3 cheese pizza one. Let me just tell you, these fucking this are GOOD! Dont be scurrred just because it says "lean" only 7g of fat.....if you are looking for something quick and easy at work, stack the freezer with these lil muthafuckas...mm..mmmm good!

TURF TOE FUCKING HURTS

2005-06-17T08:16:00.000-07:00

I am back to playing indoor soccer, and my turf toe , which is a hyperextension injury leading to planter capsular disruption is fucking back.

(This is a picture of a toe, not the whole foot)

I am no doctor, but I have been pretty damn good about my own diagnosis (except the time when I broke my wrist and I thought it was a sprain, so I continued to play football and soccer for 6 weeks before I got a positive X-ray of a scaphoid fracture.) But that was really the only time, and as soon as I found out what it was i scoured the internets to find out how to treat it. I went against my Orthopedics’ advice and opted to avoid surgery. Did I make the right choice? I believe I did, but only time will tell...as of right now X-rays show that it's almost perfectly healed. While I took this 3 month hiatus from soccer and all other sports, I was also letting my body heal, and I felt great. My lower back pains were gone(with a little help from my friends:Anaprox ), my foot and toe felt great, and my wrist was coming along well.

That is until Wednesday night when my toe hurt so bad, that I thought I would take my sock off and see a bone protruding through my skin. Well it wasn’t that bad, but it was all red surrounded by black and blue spots, that got worse the next day. All I could think about was oh man; my fucking turf toe injury is back.

Now it seems that I must take MORE time away from soccer to let this injury heel, but I just don’t want to do that!!!!!

What happened:
When a player sustains a turf toe injury they are actually tearing the capsule that surrounds the joint at the base of the toe. Tearing this joint capsule can be extremely painful. Furthermore, tear of the joint capsule can lead to instability and even dislocation of the joint at the base of the toe. This may lead to accelerated cartilage wear and arthritis of the big toe

Treatment:
The diagnosis of turf toe is not difficult, but X-rays may be taken to ensure there is no fracture. Treatment of turf toe consists of resting the sore toe, icing the area, and elevating the foot; anti-inflammatory medications may be recommended by your doctor. Athletes diagnosed with turf toe should avoid their sport for about three weeks to allow the joint capsule to heal. Once returning to activities, special inserts can be used to limit the motion of the big toe and prevent further damage to the joint capsule.
Unfortunately, turf toe can return, and rehabilitation may be slow. Surgery is rarely needed for treatment of turf toe, but in certain cases it may be helpful. If a bone spur forms, and severely limits motion of the toe joint, surgery to remove the spur may be helpful.

Today's Shit

2005-06-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

Samsung i730
I talked with my Verizon rep today, and he confirmed that I can order the i730 next week (June 23rd). I can't wait for a new phone, mine sucks so bad right now.

SIRIUS UPDATE

I am tired of sprint's reception, and just a few days away from switching to verizon, but I saw This which is pretty badass for SIRIUS.

He is still a biter!

Just some more hilarious news on the Tyson Fight

Tyson is crazy. He bit my nipple," McBride told the paper. "I didn't realize it at first but he had his teeth around it. I just felt a strange sensation and then realized what he'd done. He could not get up high enough to bite my ears — good job he wasn't a midget, otherwise he would have bitten something else."

Bin Laden alive and well

2005-06-15T11:01:00.000-07:00

in the famous words of stand up comedian Martin Lawrence...."
You aint found him yet"?

I was reading this article on MSN and I just can't figure out how we cannot find this dude. I just watched Kingdom of Heavan last week, and I saw that muth-a-fucka in the film...I know he is alive well. I just dont get it, it doesnt even seem like we are still looking for him. Last time I checked, he is still Wanted by the FBI.

Pakistan’s Geo television broadcast an interview with Taliban military commander Mullah Akhtar Usmani, and he knows where Bin Laden is at. I have a fuckin idea..go capture that bitch and torture the hell out of him until he tells us. Where is Jack Bauer when you need him, don't we have anyone near as capable of Jack..i know we do. Shit there is still a $25 million dollar reward for the capture or arrest of Osama....25 million dollars! Who wants to start the DC CTU, finance some Ak-47's and planes and go get this bastard...I got the camo's already

Waka Kickball

2005-06-15T07:22:00.000-07:00

Waka Kickball:
Champions of The Independence Division

Ok, so our name is NOT money(I changed it now)...but our Kickball skills are amazing! Just check out our run differential, freakin sweet and we only lost ONE game.

We held our own destiny last night, all we had to do was WIN, and we obviously took care of business. The other team was short, in both players and brain capacity as one moron tried to get Dori out and take her out as he slid into first. I tried to retaliate on the final play of the game, but it failed miserably. I had every intention to purposely miss the catch, get the rebound and rock the dude in the face with the ball. He stopped running, and at the last second, I had to just get him out and finish the game.

I WANT MY DAMN QUE-sa-DiLLas!

If you want to see RHCK/Donkies in action, just go Here
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	Team	W	L	T	RD
1	DONKIES	7	1	1	46
2	KickBrawlers	7	2	0	28
3	Kicking Balls for Charity	6	1	2	29
4	Naughty Little Monkeys	6	1	2	13
5	Why Daddy Drinks	4	2	2	0
6	Alocoballics	4	3	1	21
7	Lebowski	4	3	1	-5
8	Fun Ultra Cool Kickballers	4	3	2	13
9	Kicking Grass	4	4	1	8
10	Snoochie Boochies	3	4	1	-3
11	Color Me Badd	3	5	0	-10
12	Recreational Anomaly	3	5	0	-6
13	Ball Busters	3	6	0	-32
14	We Kick Balls	2	7	0	-31
15	Kids Who Can't Read Good	1	6	1	-26
16	The Bayside Tigers	0	9	0	-45

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...coming down from crack

2005-06-15T07:13:00.000-07:00

It's been almost 24 hours since my Mcrack, and my stomach is still killing me!!!!

Mcdonkerton goes to Mcdonalds for some Mcrack

2005-06-14T09:45:00.000-07:00

Being as it is the middle of the month, I chose to take my monthly trip to Mcdonalds today...damn that shit is GOOD! I got the same thing I always get...2 cheeseburgers, medium fries, and a medium sprite....or should i say 2 Crackburgers, fries sprinkled in coke, and Sprite, a COCAINE COLA product. I swear this stuff is has crack in it. It is probably just as bad for you, and definitely as addicting. If Lindsay Lohan would just eat Crackdonalds instead of all the other crack and cocayannaaa she does, maybe she wouldnt be as damn skinny (but thats not the point of this). The point is that I only go to Mcdonalds once a month for lunch in order to stay away from it's addictiveness and today "I'M LOVING IT"! I am so amped up on this drug, that I feel the need to create a fucking blog for it....this shit is no JOKE!

It never use to be like this, when I was living in Whoville I would frequent the 24hour Mcdonalds every weekend with the Spoonies or SBG. It all makes sense now, I was mixing drugs and alcohol. I would get completely hammer-timed and all I could think about was Mcrack Burgers WITH CHEESE! Why is everything that is so damn good, so damn bad for you?

I wonder how long......nope it's already Deuce Staley time, the strong side effects of of RockDonalds, I guess this would be the equivalent of coming off the high.

Craigslist is the shit!

2005-06-14T09:20:00.000-07:00

Let me just take the time to say how badass Craigslist is. It is way better than ebay. First it's FREE and secondly you rarely have to deal with shipping when selling or buying because everyone searching is usally in the area.

What have I done through craigslist:
-Sold my Audi TT
-Found a place to rent (Thanks Dori)
-Found a parking space for rent in DC (thanks Redonkulous Linker)

and now I am in the process of selling my old sprint PDA/Phone. It has been sitting in my desk for a long time, and last night I said..hmmm i bet I could get some money for this thing. I listed it last night and I have already gotten about 10 emails, some requesting to pay more for the item and pay right now via pay pal.

Thank you craig, your list is MONEY.

Aquitted

2005-06-13T14:21:00.000-07:00

hahahahahaha how is that possible? Michael Jackson was found not guilty on every count.

Everytime I come around your city.......

2005-06-13T14:00:00.000-07:00

bling bling

Just thought I would show the Patriots crazy ass ring!

The border of the Patriot emblem contains twenty-one round pave-set diamonds representing twenty-one straignt wins. The perimeter above the Patriot team emblem contains twenty straight baguette diamonds representing the team's twenty straight home wins. The perimeter below the Patriot emblem is set with nine straight baguette diamonds, representing the team's nine playoff wins

Flanking the center structure of the ring are the words "WORLD" on the left and "CHAMPIONS" on the right in high cut-out relief with a black-antiqued background. Each word contains twenty-six 0.005 carat round brilliant-cut pave-set diamonds of H color and SI1 clarity for a total of 52 diamonds equaling .26 carats total weight.

The center structure of the ring is a football-shaped motif with three Lombardi trophies and the Patriots team emblem embellished with a red and blue translucent simulated stone background. The border of the Patriot emblem contains twenty-one .01 carat round brilliant-cut pave-set diamonds representing twenty-one straignt wins. There is one .005 carat round diamond set in the simulated sapphire helmet reflecting the vision and focus of the organization.

The perimeter above the Patriot team emblem contains twenty .095 carat straight baguette diamonds representing the team's twenty straight home wins. The perimeter below the Patriot emblem is set with nine .095 carat straight baguette diamonds, representing the team's nine playoff wins. The 29 baguette diamonds are of H color and VS1 clarity, and equal 2.755 carats total weight.

The center section is sheer-ice beading and pave-set with seventeen round brilliant-cut diamonds, totaling .14 carats. The three Vince Lombardi trophies are each topped by a marquise-shaped diamond. The center diamond weights .75 carats and the two side diamonds weigh .38 carats each. All three diamonds are H in color and SI2 in clarity. The base of each trophy is also bead-set with four round brilliant-cut diamonds for a total weight of .05 carats. The center trophy has a 2-millimeter square .05 carat princess-cut diamond of H color and VS1 clarity.

Each side of the ring has a customized embossed inlay in deep relief. The name "BRANCH" is raised on the left side over a banner "3 out of 4". Below is a raised New England Patriots helmet with colored logo surrounded by the dates 01, 03 and 04. Raised below is the player's number "83" over which "21-STRAIGHT" is embossed into the base of the shank. On the opposite side carved in deep relief a banner "BACK TO BACK" which is above "WORLD CHAMPIONS 2004" with the Super Bowl XXXIX logo above the game score "PATRIOTS 24 EAGLES 21" centered by a Lombardi trophy over "9-0 PLAYOFFS" carved into the base of the shank.

124 diamonds and an approximate weight of 4.94 carats

Quitter!

2005-06-13T13:49:00.000-07:00

Screw boxing, it's horrible and this just goes to show you. Why anyone would spend the money to watch an event like this (ppv or live) is beyond me. I did not waste my time watching this bout, but instead read the internets to find out Tyson QUIT! Just stopped...what a moron! I would, I repeat... I WOULD step in the ring for a cool mil agains Tyson. Sign me up!

Ill stick to watching Ultimate fighting....now thats badass! People just laying the smack down on people. It's not corrupt like boxing with Don King and his millions and millions of dollars.

Who flippin cares

2005-06-10T07:33:00.000-07:00

As if we didnt already know how horrible the redskins are/were/will be or whatever, the times had to put out this little diddy:
Times

-The Las Vegas early line says to bet against the Washington Redskins this season, especially on the road. The Redskins are underdogs in 11 of 16 games, including every road contest.

-The Redskins are favored at home over Chicago, San Francisco, Oakland, Dallas and the New York Giants. Otherwise, the smart money is on their opponents.

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On to da BEach!
We leave for Dewey today, and I cannot wait......

F my phone

2005-06-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

My phone is falling apart so I started the search for a new one. I think I have already made the decision to switch to Verizon, for two reason. First I get a nice discount through my company, and secondly their reception is much much better! I have always thought of verizon's phones as being pretty poo poo, they just arent appealing to me...well, until I found these!

The Samsung I730 will be available through verizon soon, and is known to techies who have tested it as the "Treo Killer" spoony pointed that one out to me.

You can go Here and read more about it. This phone is money, and more than likely is the one I will be purchasing

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On To the Others:

I stumbled across this site and found some awesome phones. You can't buy plans with them, which is why they are priced so high (reeedonkulously high, but they are badass!)The phones use CDMA technology and can be used on the Verizon network.

This one is only 3 grand,but it has a freakin tv tuner built into it. NUTZ

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This one is pretty tight too with a 5 Megapixel Camera and 92mbs of onboard memory

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I like this one a lot too, it is very small and has tons of built in memory too

All in all, you have to go to the Wireless Imports Homepage and check out all of the phones. Here are some crazy things you will see

-phones with cameras that zoom

-Widescreen phones with Swarovski Crystals (if you wanna be Paris Hilton)

-crazy memory for awesome MP3 storage and playback

-some of the slimmest and smallest phones

As if we didnt know

2005-06-08T10:19:00.000-07:00

+ =

There are Alleged Rumors running a muck on the internets that have reported why Lindsay is SO DAMN skinny. We all knew this already, but it is nice to see people actually reporting on it. You can go to TV GASM and read more...its frreakin great!

I'm tired of Rumors Started
I'm sick of bein' Followed
I'm tired of people Lyin
Sayin what they want about me
Why cant they Back up off me
Why cant they let me live
I'm gonna do it my way
Take this for just what it is

Thank You

2005-06-07T05:47:00.000-07:00

Thank you DETROIT for beating MIAMI, I absolutely hate the MIAMI HEAT.

D.Wade
I like Wade, but he is young so hopefully his chances will come.

Alonzo Mourning
He is a punk ass bitch and I cannot stand his ass. I could sit here all day and list the reasons why I hate him, but just to name a few:
-he would not play for Toronto (bitch move, just PLAY)
-he flexes everytime he makes a damn play (you are a 7footer, you are supposed to block shots. Shut your pie hole, and play)
-jumps on a team like MIAMI to win a ring (D rider)

Shaq
I think Shaq is funny, but im tired of him and his cheating ass. Ok ok, he is the MOST dominant player to ever play...it's called cheating! He doesn’t really have game, just a huge 300 some pound frame that walks all over and cannot shoot. He doesn’t really have skill, I just dont think it's fair and I hate it. If he could work on his free throws and be a 65-75% shooter, than I would like him more. That is the only time when he needs to show some skill, and he cant make it....hahaha

Damon Jones
Damon Jones is another who has a huge head from playing with Shaq and Wade. He has been a journey man on many different teams, and has never really been a factor...but now NOW he throws up 3 fingers, talks trash and wears sunglasses to the podium like he is P Diddy. When this guy smiles, all you see is gum...get outta hear Damon, you are a punk and you arent that good.

Eddie Jones
I like EJ, he can play, and he can shoot. I really have nothing bad to say about him.

Udonis Haslem
A role player who knows his role. He just isn’t that good, but I have no trash on him either

Pistons

The defending champs. I was rooting for you guys all last season and all of this season up until now. I am very thankful you beat MIAMI, but now you must lose to the Spurs. I like change and I get tired of the same team always winning (yes I hate the Yankees and Lakers). Detroit is one of my favorite teams because they play team ball and half of them are ex-Wizards (HELL YEAH we made the playoffs this year). I could do without Rasheed Wallace, he is a trash talking punk too, but he and Larry Brown are the only two I dislike on that team.

B. Wallace- Beast from VA
T. Prince- a quiet player, awesome defensively
C. Billups - some dude named CHAUNCEY! He is Mr. Big Shot with ice in his veins; it seems whenever the pistons needed a big basket or a 3, he was there to nail it. I like his play too.
R. Hamilton- Ex-wiz, awesome shooter, awesome player.

C.Arroyo- yeah John Farely!

I can't wait for the Finals; this is going to be one awesome series!

Say goodbye to Cash

2005-06-03T13:26:00.000-07:00

Thanks to

I will strictly be using my check card for all purchases.

I just signed up for a Bank of America Military account with a check card, and one of the incentives is 10cents back for every transaction using the card. Yep simple as that every time I use the card I get 10cents back, no matter how many times I use, and no matter how much item I am purchasing costs.

Ok, so you may be thinking big deal 10 cents, who cares!! Yeah I thought about that too, and I will probably only reap about $3.00 a month just using the card on lunch,drinking, and gas...wait....GAS, then the idea hit me. If I had the Patience (which my ADHD does not allow me to have) I could sit there at the pump and fill my gas 10 cents at a time and never pay for gas again. As crazy as that sounds (and it sounds absurd to me) I bet there are people out there willing to do it. You could fill you gas tank up 5 cents at a time, and actually MAKE money or you could fill it up 20 cents at a time and pay half price for gas.

I may try this one time(if my ADHD allows), just to say I did it.. I mean there are no stipulations with the card. At the end of the month, they deposit the money into my account....I will now see how much I can earn...

The Weekend is here!

2005-06-03T12:51:00.000-07:00

So close to the weekend, I can smell it!

As I get to thinking about what my weekend will consist of, I can't help but think why dont they make this:

40 oz of miller lite, that would be great!

Well there you have it, Miller Lite and Soccer, I love the weekends

The 49ers training video

2005-06-02T18:36:00.000-07:00

Dick has requested that I put a link to the hilarious 49er videos, well here they are on Junks Radio dot COM just scroll down until you see them.

If you havent heard:
An in-house video meant to prepare 49ers players for dealing with the media backfired on the NFL team Wednesday after it was leaked to the San Francisco Chronicle.

The 15-minute film, featuring racist jokes, lesbian soft-porn and topless blondes, features the team's public relations director, Kirk Reynolds, impersonating San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom in the mayor's office and other city scenes.

You can read more about it here

Get your Tivo/DVR ready

2005-06-02T11:55:00.000-07:00

A new season of Entourage begins on sunday. This is sex in the city for guys, and Im just going by what I hear.. I have never watched it before....see, I even thought it was Sex IN the city until I just confirmed that it's Sex AND the City. Anyway Entourage is a money show and I suggest you all check it out.

mMinder(tm)

2005-06-02T11:40:00.000-07:00

I found this pretty cool site on the internets for sending text messages. The cool thing is that you can set a schedule to send a text message for reminders and such...just wanted to share it with the bloggers!

MMINDER dot COM

Back to the Future

2005-06-02T10:48:00.000-07:00

It appears that the flying car is not far away....well, for some rich muggs that is!

Moller International has developed the first and only feasible, personally affordable, personal vertical takeoff and landing (VTOL) vehicle the world has ever seen.

Can any automobile give you this scenario? From your garage to your destination, the M400 Skycar can cruise comfortably at 350+ MPH and achieve up to 28 miles per gallon. No traffic, no red lights, no speeding tickets. Just quiet direct transportation from point A to point B in a fraction of the time. Three dimensional mobility in place of two dimensional immobility.

Read More Here

DONKEY FACT

2005-06-02T09:53:00.000-07:00

The Donkey drives away evil spirits. The donkey is the ninth animal in the Chinese calender

I almost forgot

2005-06-02T09:40:00.000-07:00

..how could I leave out Quentin Tarantino, he was also at this crazy wedding

A Star Studded Event

2005-06-01T10:16:00.000-07:00

Here are some pics from the Wedding. I seriously had no clue that there were going to be so many famous people. You will probably be as shocked as I was to learn that DJ Qualls actually knows Carlos Arroyo...its a crazy crazy world we live in!

Congrats Pete and Courtney!

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Here we have Carlos Arroyo from the Puerto Rican National team, who is now with the Detroit Pistons.

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Next up was Phil Giroux from the Tom Green Show. I first thought it was Glen Humplick, so I had to check my internet sources when I got home.....yep Phil Giroux it was YOU!

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... we had the dance moves from DJ Qualls who starred in The New Guy and Road Trip

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and lastly...the romes, yeah we were there too

for the rest of the pictures, check out PowerSauce

Weekend Recap

2005-05-31T08:10:00.000-07:00

Took a drive to Williamsburg on Saturday for a wedding. The wedding was fun (open bar) and I got to see a lot of friends from college. There should be some pics from the wedding coming soon on powersauce
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Baltimore- The land of Crab Bombs, The Domino Sugar Factory, the Bromo-Selzter tower, and Gangstas !

I went out Sunday night to the Bay Cafe in Canton, Baltimore just a short trip (45min) from my place of residence (Georgetown). It's a pretty cool place, right on the water and it was packed with people, and by people I mean gangstas! I never realized it before, but Washington Dc and Baltimore are like two different worlds. Imagine if you took the cast from the Oc and put them in Compton for an episode...yeah just like that. I'm not saying one is better than the other, just really really different. Now being from the hood myself, I didnt mind...remember I have a black belt in gangsterology so I knew what was up. I even ran into some old friends, which brings me to the question.

If I never left for College , would I be wearing jean shorts to my ankles and a NY yankees cap tilted to the side? You bet cha!

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On a side note

I hate collar poppers! It is ridiculously gay, and if you do it, STOP! You look like a fool,
Exhibit A:

History Repeats Itself

2005-05-27T11:06:00.000-07:00

After all those years of making fun of my dad for wearing his Blue Blockers and aviator sunglasses he can finally throw it back in my face. Now I know wearing these things is the exact same thing as fuckin striped shirts, i dont give a shit. I wear striped shirts,drink red bull, and now...well now I rock Aviators too!

Spoony and I in our fuckin aviators

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I keep you workin' that Hermes Birkin bag
Manolo Blahnik Timbs, aviator lens
600 drops, Hercedes Benz

2005-05-27T09:17:00.000-07:00

Breakfast

Yes, Red Bull (yeah I believe the hype, because I don’t sleep at work anymore)the breakfast of mutherfuckin champions!

Awww I was SIRIUS

It seems Sirius Satellite is moving on up like George and Wheazy! At one point it was up to $9.43, and then took a huge dip. I predict we should see it around $15 a share come December (right before Howard Stern comes on) Cheers to Sirius, keep making me that MONEY!

LAST NIGHT

After drinks at the waterfront, a few of us decided to head up to M street for a late dinner. As we grew hungrier and hungrier we decided on Johnny Rockets, let me just say bad fucking choice. I have never been so disappointed in a late night eating binge in my life, granted my choices usually never vary from McDonald’s, Pizza, cheese steak or the occasional five guy’s burger. I chose the tuna melt just to be different, but Spoony had the
Grilled chicken sandwich and said it was awful as well. How do you screw up a grilled fucking chicken sandwich? Just ask Johnny!

As if our food wasn’t bad enough, some oldies song starts to play and the lights start to flicker like a disco. We all looked at each other like wtf is going on, and then the waiting staff proceeded to break it down as if there was an actual dance floor…sad and pathetic. At this point, we all were ready to roll and asked for the check. We ran quickly through the bill so we could get the hell outta-dodge, when I noticed something strange. My tuna melt was $5.69 and I “made it a meal” by adding a “soda-pop” (gay) and fries. I had no clue by saying yeah I want to make it a meal I would be charged another $5.00 for fries and a sprite. Let me just finish by saying stay away from Johnny and his freaking horrible ass rocket!

PHANTOM PLATE

On the way out to my car this morning, I finally sprayed my license plate with a can of photo blocker that I had sitting in my room for months now. I did a quick test with my camera, and this stuff appears to be the real deal. The pictures that I took straight on were not blocked, but all of the ones that I took at an angle (like the real red light and speeding cameras are set up) were blocked pretty well. I will put up the test pictures of my ‘lade when I get a chance, but in the meantime you can check out the video here and see that this jounks works.

You can buy it Here .

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Did you forget your fuckin manners, Im loose with banners
Ludacris, Johnny Rockets when i shoot the cannon
The Wooley mammoth saber-tooth, bitch bite your tounge
I wont stop until Im rich as them white-boy come

Donkies Like Us be ballin

2005-05-26T12:13:00.000-07:00

If you're reading this, then you probably know the plans for this evening. It's unbelievably nice outside, and RHCK/Donkies must celebrate their climb to the upper echelon of kickballers. If you dont know, we will be gathering at the Washington Harbor (aka waterfront) around Tony & Joes at about 5:45ish

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We don't know the meaning of fear
We play every minute by ear
One for all and all for one
Everybody's on the run
Especially at this time of the year.

Ooh ooh what do you do
No one else can dance like you
So what's all the fuss
There ain't nobody got donkies like us

Look ma I'm funking Blogging

2005-05-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

I have been reading blogs for a while now to "kill time" during the work day and what not, but that just doesn't do it anymore. I have come to grips with this whole blogging era, and now the madness will begin.

Im here to stay, so from the words of Eminem
Come on now
Let's all get on down
Do-si-do now
We gon have a good old time
Don't be scurd cuz thur ain't nuttin' to wurr 'bout
Let your hair down
Square dance